/cracks jokes about major insecurities and pretends they aren’t big deals

I got iOS8 off my poor little 4S. 
Who’s the winner?
Me. 
But actually my mom since she showed me how to do it God I love my mom so much.

paigedineen:

I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your son’s a genius. 

callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

This is so fucked up. 

Actually I just had a really good talk with a fellow RA about it. 
And she had the same experience as me last year and freshman year. So maybe I WILL stay. We just don’t know yet. Oops.

I Can Do Better Than That | Sherie Renee Scott

g-lindas:

Musical Challenge(2/2) Quotes

Five, Six, Seven, Eight! // A Chorus Line

creestopher said: "But Cassie, you’re too good" "No, Zach, I’m really not" I actually need this in my life now.

LITERALLY THAT IS EXACTLY HOW IT GOES. Zach’s like “but Cassie, you don’t belong in the chorus!” and Cassie’s like “no, Zach, I don’t- I can’t dance.”

First of all, we need some light.

A remake of A Chorus Line starring me as Cassie but the funny thing is, Cassie can’t actually dance at all and Zach was blinded by love the whole time. 

So not about this. :(